Okay after about a year I'm back (hopefully with a less choppy format) to update this story
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Villages, when one thinks of a village they usually think of a small collection of huts somewhere in a third world country or a formation of ti-pis in early America, this "thing" was not a village. A city, a town maybe, but not a village, a large banner hung over the gate said as follows "Welcome to Konohana unless you're Orochimaru in which case nana na nana" it was this large settlement that our intrepid hero's (although one was not aware of this status) were headed for. Let's check in on our protagonists shall we? "So what you're telling me is that this entire world is filled with ninjas and that half the population are or have been ninjas and that society completely revolves around ninjas?" was the most recent of the many questions our space traveler asked "Pretty much." was the orange wearing ninja's reply "Fucking hell." "It's not that bad, don't knock it tell you try it." our gas masked hero replied with "Funny, my comrades told me that most people in these worlds were retarded inbreeds" "what?" was our not so quick witted boy responded "Nothing..." "Okay, so I've told you my name what's yours?" "Jay." our newly named protagonist answered "Well alright Jay you better check in with the old man before you start wondering around the village." "Kay' where is this 'old man' of which you speak?" "See that large tower in the center of the village, (Not a village...) go there." "You mean the vaguely phallic looking one?" "I never thought of it like that but, yes." "Well goodbye Naruto I hope to see you soon." "bye."
:Quick Batman to the phallic tower!!!!!:
Our hero from another world was currently confronting the most dreaded member of the Hokage's
staff, the receptionist. (bum bum buuuuuuummmm) "I'm telling you sir there is no one here with the title of 'village old man'. " "And I'm telling you, I was told there was!" "look sir, there is no one here called 'old man' wait, the small orange wearing boy calls the Hokage 'old man' is that who you're looking for?" "That depends, is he your leader guy?" "That's a blunt way of putting it but yes." "Okay when can I see him?" "Six months." "SIX MONTHS!!??" "Calm down sir, that is when his next opening is." "Fine... put me down for 4:30." "Let's see here, guess what? he's open that day I'll pencil you in."
This is the conversation 'slightly odd but nice old man Hokage" walked in on "You wish to see me?" our grisled war vet asked protagonist Jay "That depends, are you this 'Hokage' this woman keeps referring to?" "I am." "I need to talk to you now, it is of the utmost importance."
End Chapter on slightly interesting cliff hanger